How to Make Fall
Ingredients:
- 1 cup of tears from a recent break-up
- tears do not have to be yours
- no older than a month
- ⅓ of a tablespoon of salt (or to taste)
- 2 Hershey’s chocolate bars, melted.
- 5 Pumpkin Spice Latte’s (at least) from your local Starbucks
- No less than 3 viewings of Hocus Pocus
- no more than 8
- 2 cozy sweaters to wear all season
- preferably without washing (no spills!)
- hoodies are an acceptable alternative
- 2 ½ cups of candy corn
- don’t ditch this ingredient, even if you dislike it (we will know)
- 1 half bushel of apples
- picked locally
- 1 yellow, brown, & red leaf
- 2 teaspoons of spooky
- A healthy dash of green, purple, black & orange.
Instructions:
Stir all contents together, above a bonfire attended by you & friends, on a Saturday, during the halftime show of your favorite college football team’s game, after daylight savings time ends. Enjoy.
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